“A Book That You’ve Read More Than 3 Times” – 30 Day Book Challenge

Today's Book Challenge topic is “A Book That You've Read More Than 3 Times”. Again, this is a tough one for me to answer – I get attached to books and love reading, re-reading and re-reading again.

But as I have to narrow it down to a single book that I have read, I figure that I will post about Lucy-Anne Holmes' 50 Ways to Find a Lover.

Sarah Sargeant is an actress who rarely gets a decent role and is even unluckier in love. After her parents sign her up for a dating reality show, and being rejected by a balding man with a paunch (who informed her that he would rather stay in and watch the Narnia movie on DVD than go out with her) Sarah decides to start a blog (!!) called '50 Ways To Find a Lover', documenting the outrageous lengths she attempts to find her love.

“I feel like a failure. It's now been 351 days since I had sex. That's a carnal drought. If Bob Geldof knew about it he'd hold a concert.”

I have read 50 Ways to Find a Lover over 3 times this year just because of the hilarity involved. You know reviews that you roll your eyes at that say “Laugh Out Loud”? This book actually does make you laugh out loud!

What about you? Share which book(s) you have read more than three times in our comments section!


This challenge comes from That Little Book Blog 🙂

 

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Mr. Penumbra’s 24 Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan

Mr. Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore – Robin Sloan
My Rating: Good Weekend Read
Suggested Audience: YA – Adults
Page Count: 288
Publication: 2012

 

Background

After losing his job as a San Franciscan web-designer, Clay Jannon stumbles across the peculiar aisles of Mr Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore, where customers are few and, what's more, they do not seem to actually buy anything. Curious and in need of employment, Clay applies for a job at the bookstore, and through his computerised analysis of the clientele's behaviour, discovers that the bookstores secrets extend far beyond the stuffed bookshelves.

“Inside: imagine the shape and volume of a normal bookstore turned up on its side. This place was absurdly narrow and dizzyingly tall, an the shelves went all the way up – three stories of books, maybe more. I craned my neck back (why do bookstores always make you do uncomfortable things with your neck?) and the shelves faxed smoothly into the shadows in a way that suggested they might just go on forever”

My Thoughts

It would be hard to find a review that doesn't gush all over Mr. Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore. And for the most part, this review isn't going to be much different!

Not only did I really enjoy the melding of book geekery and technology, the storyline really drags you in and keeps you guessing. I really appreciated how Robin Sloan uses analogies and diagrams (who DOESN'T like diagrams in books!) to help the less tech-savvy understand the gist of what he was talking about. I admit that most of it STILL managed to fly over my head (I am so very very bad with technology – case in point: I am writing this post at the Apple Store while I wait for some desperate help from any Genius going).

But anyway – I loved the mix of sidekicks, especially Clay's artist roommate who turns their lounge room into a hand-crafted miniature city using bits and pieces he finds. Totally loved that and momentarily imagined myself doing this myself (only decided against it as I imagined my lovely fiancĂ©'s response to it, which would probably result in him tripping over said miniature city and my subsequent early demise, my body lying amongst crushed up cereal boxes scattered across the floor…). Aside from this character is a charmingly intelligent female sidekick, Kat, a refreshing portrayal of femininity in the 21st century. She works at Google and offers Clay a lot of support in a way that traditional, stereotypical portrayals of femininity avoid.

Robin Sloan is an artist of the written word. He paints together scenes with such penache that you just get absorbed into the narrative world. And with Mr. Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore, it's a secretive and enigmatic bookshop – a place that most bibliophiles are not averse to in the first place. And so, in a lot of ways, reading Mr. Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore feels very comfortable and familiar to the lover of reading.

The shelves were packed close together, and it felt like I was standing at the border of a forest—not a friendly California forest, either, but an old Transylvanian forest, a forest full of wolves and witches and dagger-wielding bandits all waiting just beyond moonlight’s reach. There were ladders that clung to the shelves and rolled side to side. Usually those seem charming, but here, stretching up into the gloom, they were ominous. They whispered rumors of accidents in the dark.

As I read it, I exclaimed to anyone who asked that I loved the book, that this would be one of those magical books that gets read over and over; a narrative that is devoured instead of read. Well… Now that I have finished it, I am not sure that I would re-read; you know what it's like – once the mystery is solved, the magic is over. But in saying that, I think that Mr. Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore has the potential to be made into a wonderful film (I see Tom Hanks as Mr Penumbra), and I would definitely pay to see it.

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Holes by Louis Sachar

“Here’s a good rule to remember about rattlesnakes and scorpions: If you don’t bother them, they won’t bother you. Usually. Being bitten by a scorpion or even a rattlesnake is not the worst thing that can happen to you. You won’t die. Usually. […] But you don’t want to be bitten by a yellow-spotted lizard. That’s the worst thing that can happen to you. You will die a slow and painful death. Always.”

Background

Stanley Yelnats is cursed – a curse that began with his no-good-dirty-rotten-pif-stealing-great-great-grandfather and has followed the Yelnat family for generations. When Stanley is accused of stealing a pair of shoes belonging to basketball great Clyde “Sweetfeet” Livingston, he is sent to live at Boys’ Detention Center Camp Green Lake (ironically named, as there IS no lake) where the boys spend days building characters by digging holes exactly 5 foot wide and five foot deep.

My Thoughts

Completely unfairly, I was expecting Holes to be your typical YA text where the protagonist is a degenerate who learns some kind of lesson in a way akin to Aesop’s Fables – yeah, you learn a totally a valid lesson from reading it and all, but any kid worth their street-cred will roll ear eyes and run a mile before picking it up.How bloody wrong I was. And it annoys me how close I got to not reading Holes because of my stupid assumptions, so I implore you to not make the same mistake that I almost did.

Image from the film adaptation of Holes

This is a supreme novel for a number of reasons. Stanley Yelnats is not your archetypal bad kid who turns good – he’s actually a good kid who was in the wrong place at the wrong time (a fate that he attributes to the curse he has inherited from his no-good-dirty-rotten-pif-stealing-great-great-grandfather), and while you might expect a sullen, sulky protagonist, the monologue we are presented with is just so refreshing. Stanley is the kind of kid who just gets on with it, no matter what cards he is dealt. And I think that is why Holes is an enjoyable novel from my perspective. It doesn’t shove the message and moral down its readers throats; it subtly makes you consider how your own mindset and attitude and compels you to also look on the bright side – even if you are cursed.

 

Aside from this, Holes offers a great mystery story that draws its audience in. The story of Stanley’s ancestry is weaved throughout the narrative, making the audience consider and wonder about if and how this relates to Stanley’s narrative. The mystery teases the reader skilfully, offering some information and then quickly jumping away, leaving you wanting more. This is definitely a ‘Even-though-I-said-I-would-stop-reading-I-have-to-read-the-next-chapter’ book.I already knew that Holes has been adapted into a film, but today while checking Goodreads, I was so very excited to see that there is a sequel to (called Small Steps) and I seriously cannot wait to read it. If it is half as good, I will be pleased.

Holes– Louis Sachar

My Rating: Must Read! Get It Now

Suggested Audience: Tweens to Young Adults

Page Count: 233

Publication: 2000

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Not Meeting Mr Right by Anita Heiss

Not Meeting Mr Right – Anita Heiss
My Rating: Not Worth It
Suggested Audience: Women
Page Count: 340
Published:2007
Side Note: This is Post 1 of the I Love Library Books Blog Challenge

Background

Alice Aigner is successful, independent, and a confirmed serial dater, but at her 10-year school reunion she has a sudden change of heart. Bored by her married, mortgaged, and motherly former classmates, Alice decides to prove that a woman can have it all: a man, marriage, career, kids, and a mind of her own. She sets herself a goal: meet the perfect man and marry him before her 30th birthday, just under two years away. Unfortunately for Alice, it’s not quite as easy as she imagines.

My Thoughts

Not Meeting Mr Right is the first novel on That’s What She Read to receive a “Not Worth It” rating. I only have this rating after a lot of consideration and angst; I feel guilt because I know that Anita Heiss put a lot of work into it, and that this book will be perfect for SOMEONE but just not me.

As you read the blurb, Not Meeting Mr Right comes across as an Australian version of Bridget Jone’s Diary; a goofy, down-to-Earth single woman looking for her ‘Mr Right’.

Essential Selection Criteria for Mr Right
1. Must be single and straight
2. Must think I am the most gorgeous woman on the planet
3. Must be romantic and able to show affection in public
4. Must only be addicted to me (no alcoholics, no smokers)
5. Must be non-racist and non-homophobic
6. Must be punctual (although I am allowed to be on Koori time)
7. Must be good to his mother and like children
8. Must love his job (I don’t want him whinging every night about his day)
9. Must be debt free (mortgage will be acceptable)
10. Must be loyal, faithful, honest, sincere, chivalrous, witty, competent, responsible and a good listener.


Now please understand – I LOVE this kind of novel. I read this kind of novel every day. I began this book with a smile on my face. But I didn’t finish it. I didn’t come close.

My biggest frustration (and my only frustration) was the way that the protagonist, Alice, constantly refers to her race and ethnicity. Now, don’t get me wrong. I have no problem with a protagonist who has Aboriginal heritage. In fact, it was a reason I picked up this novel in the first place – I looked forward to reading a novel from a different perspective than the women’s literature I normally read. What I DO have a problem with however, is a protagonist who is constantly, constantly, constantly defining themselves by their race and their difference. In the first 18 pages, there are 9 references to Alice’s heritage and aboriginality in general:

“Debra was wrong about me being the first pregnant, but she was right about Koori women and kids generally. Fact was, most of the Koori women I knew had squeezed their kids out in their early twenties, some even before that, and none of them had blokes around now. Some of them had never had a bloke around at all.”

I found it incredibly frustrating to be repeatedly reminded of the protagonists skin colour and heritage. It’s not as though this is normal of women’s literature in general – you don’t see any of Jane Green’s heroines repeatedly reminding her audience that they are white. It’s not even just that – it is not an expectation of mine to have constant characterisation throughout the novel. It really is not a racism thing – as I said, I purchased this book BECAUSE of the Aboriginal protagonist. But I certainly didn’t purchase it for a race-debatesque read or a detailed understanding of a characters background and appearance; it honestly got so frequent that I felt like shouting “OK! ALICE IS ABORIGINAL. CAN WE START THE STORY NOW?”.

This might open a can of worms, but I also thought that there were aspects that could be interpreted as racist towards white people. Anita Heiss is also the author of I’m Not Racist, But.., and I guess I was expecting a bit more of a reflective fictional read which would compel the audience to see aboriginality not as a difference, but show similarities and encourage reconciliation and cohesion. By saying things like“I couldn’t even pull the race card this time; it wasn’t about being Black and white. It wasn’t about being rich or poor, as it had been at shcool. Rather, at twenty-eight it was about the haves and the have-nots.”, I couldn’t help but wonder what Anita Heiss’s intentions were when writing Not Meeting Mr Right.

The storyline itself had a lot of promise. Other than the amazingly frequent references to race, Not Meeting Mr Right seems to fit the mould of my preferred weekend read. If you are not as easily annoyed by constant characterisation, you might like to give it a try, but if you take my advice, you’ll leave this one on the shelf.
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